Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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