mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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