i think my mom watched the whole time
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
