I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
how drunk are you?
Several
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Randomize
