Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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