I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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