just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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