So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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