how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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