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every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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