They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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