What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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