Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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