I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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