I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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