No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My cat gives me a boner
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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