Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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