I love black thongs
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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