East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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