Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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