i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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