is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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