I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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