I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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