we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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