So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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