i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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