Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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