Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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