i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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