how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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