I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I will be naked everywhere
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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