I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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