youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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