Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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