people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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