so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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