I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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