what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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