I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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