I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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