YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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