What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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