Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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