your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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