i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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