Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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