yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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