Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
