Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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