Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I think my vagina is haunted
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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