Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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