i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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